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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:26 pm
by TPRJones
Malcolm wrote:I think of all the roman candle-related incidents I may or may not have been a part of.

Reminds me of Christmas Eve night at my Uncle's place every year. Just move that to the country and add some dogs and toddlers running around amidst the chaos.




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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:43 pm
by Malcolm
My uncle owned a couple fireworks stands. Used to blast off all his excess inventory 10-15 days after the fourth. I have seen some serious fireworks shit up close.

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:46 am
by TheCatt
We used to do bottle rocket wars with each other.

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:00 pm
by TheCatt
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:10 pm
by thibodeaux
TheCatt wrote:We used to do bottle rocket wars with each other.
Ditto

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:22 pm
by Paul

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:47 pm
by Leisher
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:08 pm
by GORDON
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A dollar says she has a bunch of ebonics speakers in her class.

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:09 pm
by TheCatt
Underboobdoes win



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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:59 am
by Paul
TheCatt wrote:Underboobdoes win
Ok

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:07 am
by Paul

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:21 am
by Paul
Well I clicked on this Reddit link which showed the hyocracy of Amazon banning history books that had the Confederate flag.
https://www.reddit.com/r....ic_book

Then a few posts later I read a "Thanks Reddit" thread that had a guy do the same thing, and get these as suggested books based on recent Amazon browsing:
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:(
(The book that Reddit thread links to is the first one, Adolf in Wonderland)
And if you clicked the Reddit link then the link to the Hitler smut, you can delete your Amazon history.




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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:39 am
by Paul

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:29 pm
by Leisher
Why do we care about the ok sign?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:35 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Why do we care about the ok sign?
*punches leisher*

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:59 pm
by Malcolm
Paul wrote:Well I clicked on this Reddit link which showed the hyocracy of Amazon banning history books that had the Confederate flag.
https://www.reddit.com/r....ic_book

Then a few posts later I read a "Thanks Reddit" thread that had a guy do the same thing, and get these as suggested books based on recent Amazon browsing:
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Carlton's a weird dude. Full list of novels:
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (2003)
Teeth and Tongue Landscape (2003)
The Steel Breakfast Era (2003)
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairytale (2004)
Fishyfleshed (2004)
The Menstruating Mall (2005)
Ocean Of Lard (w. Kevin L. Donihe 2005)
Sex and Death in Television Town (2006)
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (2006)
The Haunted Vagina (2006)
War Slut (2006)
Sausagey Santa (2007)
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell (2007)
Ultra Fuckers (2008)
Adolf in Wonderland (2008)
Cybernetrix (2008)
The Egg Man (2008)
Apeshit (2008)
The Faggiest Vampire (2009)
The Cannibals of Candyland (2009)
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightement +2 (2010)
Crab Town (2011)
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (2011)
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (2011)
Armadillo Fists (2011)
The Handsome Squirm (2012)
Kill Ball (2012)
Cuddly Holocaust (2013)
Village of the Mermaids (2013)
Quicksand House (2013)
Clusterfuck (2013)




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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:32 am
by Paul
Malcolm wrote:Carlton's a weird dude. Full list of novels:

I choose to believe that you pulled that list up from memory.

Porn stars built a model of Darth Vader using nothing but sex toys
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Jerjerrod: “I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.”
Vader: “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”

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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:42 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:Why do we care about the ok sign?

*punches leisher*

If I hadn't lost all respect for her once she married and bred with that no talent douche whose name I honestly can't even remember, I'd love that.




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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:46 am
by Paul
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:36 pm
by Leisher
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He is in the second photo too, so looks legit?
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