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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:09 pm
by Malcolm
Wtf-ever, they stick shot that fucking thing up with thorazine before the camera was on.
Edited By Malcolm on 1436839759
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:11 pm
by GORDON
It's a genetic instinct. When mom bites them back there to carry them, it pretty much locks them up.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:13 pm
by Malcolm
It's also a genetic instinct for them to claw the fuck out of things.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:20 pm
by TPRJones
I'll bring home a binder clip tomorrow and conduct tests.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:27 pm
by Paul
Well played pizza people.


Snake on satin sheets.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:49 pm
by GORDON
Paul wrote:Well played pizza people.
There's a frozen pizza they sell at Meijer... I think it is the "East of Chicago" brand.... the pizza itself is about 33% of the size of the box it is in.
Edited By GORDON on 1436842207
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:21 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:29 pm
by Malcolm
... about 33% of the size of the box it is in
That's what she said.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:52 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:... about 33% of the size of the box it is in
That's what she said.
Nice catch.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:53 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:
I remember pointing out logic flaws in questions like that, and then having to defend them when marked wrong.
I tend to be literal and assume it was written as intended.
Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"
I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.
Edited By TheCatt on 1437005134
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:22 am
by Alhazad
GORDON wrote:Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"
I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.
Maybe this is more your taste: polar bears have started climbing up vertical cliffs to eat birds because sea ice is shrinking.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:29 am
by GORDON
Alhazad wrote:GORDON wrote:Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"
I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.
Maybe this is more your taste:
polar bears have started climbing up vertical cliffs to eat birds because sea ice is shrinking.
That must be a trick they remembered from the (geologically) recent path when the Earth was way warmer than it is today, but polar bears already existed.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:48 am
by Alhazad
Could be. They're still fucked, though, because they've evolved to eat seals and other marine mammals with 300% body fat percentages.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:38 am
by TheCatt
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:56 pm
by TheCatt
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:06 pm
by Paul
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:49 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:
Cop: Mr. Wells, this is the ... fifth, really? This is the fifth time you've been robbed this month?
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:04 pm
by TheCatt
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:06 pm
by GORDON
Holy christ. H/K Mk. 1
Edited By GORDON on 1437005207
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:39 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Holy christ. H/K Mk. 1
Eh. I want to see it ping moving targets ... and that recoil is strangely hypnotic. Also waiting for HK-47.
Edited By Malcolm on 1437007201