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GORDON wrote:Paul wrote:Chinese marching
Easy when you have 500 million men from which to choose to find a thousand with absolutely identical body dimensions, and then you can forcibly draft them.
When that shit becomes an Olympic event, they're going to get the gold every time. Synchronized walking. The epitome of wasting time using the slowest form of travel for no reason than to be showy. Speaking of the Chinese being showy, here's what they did to martial arts.
Modern wushu competitors are increasingly training in aerial techniques such as 540-, 720-, and even 900-degree jumps and kicks to add more difficulty and style to their forms.
Because when I need to kick the shit out of someone, I take 900 degrees to do it.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
TheCatt wrote:I have a feeling Paul will be posting fewer pictures here for the near future.
Yeah. I was in Western KY.
I just got back. I saw a lot of fireworks on the drive home.
I saw my first leech today. My 12 year old daughter had one attach to the top of her foot while swimming in Energy Lake. I pulled it off (her foot bled for quite awhile) any my friend's son used it as bait, but he failed to catch a fish.
My daughter used to be afraid of parasites. She'd freak out if she saw a tick. Now she enjoys picking them off the dogs. She thought the leach was pretty cool, and was showing off the blood to her friends.
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Yeah, otherwise they couldn't feed much.GORDON wrote:Don't they have an anti-coagulant built into their saliva?Paul wrote:I pulled it off (her foot bled for quite awhile)...
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I think you're supposed to just let them finish and drop off, unless you're covered in so many that it's life threatening. Definitely don't try to feed them to fish, as this will only cause fish to covet your daughter's blood.Paul wrote:Yeah. I was in Western KY.TheCatt wrote:I have a feeling Paul will be posting fewer pictures here for the near future.
I just got back. I saw a lot of fireworks on the drive home.
I saw my first leech today. My 12 year old daughter had one attach to the top of her foot while swimming in Energy Lake. I pulled it off (her foot bled for quite awhile) any my friend's son used it as bait, but he failed to catch a fish.
My daughter used to be afraid of parasites. She'd freak out if she saw a tick. Now she enjoys picking them off the dogs. She thought the leach was pretty cool, and was showing off the blood to her friends.
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Yeah, but that's a lot of people that know their left from their right. Not sure we could get that many here in the US not even getting into similar body size.GORDON wrote:Easy when you have 500 million men from which to choose to find a thousand with absolutely identical body dimensions, and then you can forcibly draft them.Paul wrote:Chinese marching
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Possibly he's a fuckup... and possibly he's the guy who has to hump the 70 pound .50 cal barrel so he's simulating that.Leisher wrote:I wonder what he did wrong?
In basic our senior drill instructor had us for his last recruit platoon, and he already had orders to return to The Fleet as a grunt, probably a platoon sergeant somewhere. So he wanted to be sure he was in shape.... so on our hardest hump of recruit training, the 15 miler, in which the ascent up "Mount Motherfucker" was somewhere in the middle, our Senior not only had the same full combat load that we did on his back, but the fucker also had 2-25 pound iron barbell weights strapped to his back. It was pretty motivating when he was going up Mt. MF faster than we were.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Still doesn't excuse Jar Jar. Yeah, I've seen that special and it was horrible. It was also broadcast on TV for free and wasn't the most anticipated prequel in history. It also didn't have fucking mitochlorians.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
