Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:06 pm
Who knew?
I knew.
Then again, I am the recovering alcoholic...
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:52 pm
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:04 pm
TheCatt wrote:Who knew?
Knew what? What's the mystery?
Edited because the quoted image is fucking huge. Like the gap in the Cleveland-GS game right now.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:30 pm
I am also confuse. Is it that a bottle/can opener can open a can?
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:20 am
I was assuming that he meant that the little slot was for the tabs. It's one of those things not obvious by looking at it.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:48 am
This. I've never known why a bottle opener had that extra slot.Vince wrote:I was assuming that he meant that the little slot was for the tabs. It's one of those things not obvious by looking at it.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:16 pm
I only hang out with skinny people now cuz of this crap.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:02 pm
3 stone? GODDAMN. That dog drew the short straw when it came to the dumb-asses that picked him out.
Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.
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This. I've never known why a bottle opener had that extra slot.
Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:44 pm
The hidden extra downside is that Andrew is now sexually aroused by the dog as well. He sure didn't pick his wife for her intelligence or pretty face, so he must be into fat.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:38 pm
That's not because she's fat. That's because she's a bitch.TheCatt wrote:I only hang out with skinny people now cuz of this crap.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:43 pm
I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.Malcolm wrote:Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.
Your manliness has some serious gaps.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:22 pm
I actually remember when you had to punch triangles on each side of the end of the can in order to drink a beer.TheCatt wrote:I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.Malcolm wrote:Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.
Your manliness has some serious gaps.
Also, those cans would rust.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:29 pm
Alright, grandpa, don't get yourself all worked up now. You know how you get.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:31 pm
I wasn't old enough to drink them, I was probably 5 years old or so, but I remember seeing them.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:44 pm
What the hell kind of beer was that? I'm older than you and I don't remember anything like that.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:53 pm
How would I remember? Let's see if google knows:
Hard to find, but here's where they talk about the history of the "church key" which they mention was used to open flat top beer cans.
http://www.churchkey.com/faq.html
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Hard to find, but here's where they talk about the history of the "church key" which they mention was used to open flat top beer cans.
http://www.churchkey.com/faq.html
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:55 pm
Here we go.
https://www.google.com/search?....CCwQsAQ
I grew up next to a bar. I had drinky parents and uncles and grandparents. I know beer cans.
Edited By GORDON on 1434588944
https://www.google.com/search?....CCwQsAQ
I grew up next to a bar. I had drinky parents and uncles and grandparents. I know beer cans.
Edited By GORDON on 1434588944
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:59 pm
Pull tops started being widely used in the mid-1960s. Either you are much older than I thought or someone was drinking some well-aged beer.
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:10 pm
GORDON wrote:TheCatt wrote:Malcolm wrote:Your drinking education obviously has some serious gaps.
I've never needed a tool to open a can of beer.
Your manliness has some serious gaps.
I actually remember when you had to punch triangles on each side of the end of the can in order to drink a beer.
Also, those cans would rust.
Oil cans. Fuck yeah.
Edited By Malcolm on 1434589867
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:29 pm
How old do you think I am, not counting my beer can knowledge?TPRJones wrote:Pull tops started being widely used in the mid-1960s. Either you are much older than I thought or someone was drinking some well-aged beer.