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What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
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Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
Gordon's perfect women?
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Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
Looks like sex doll owners at a convention in some shitty Holiday Inn or something. Maids probably sandblast the rooms they stay in.
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TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
Gordon's perfect women?
At first, I thought you were taking a shot at him.

Then I realized that she would automatically fit two aspects of his dream girl.
1. No talking.
2. Sex anytime.

But who will make the sandwiches?
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But who will make the sandwiches?

G can buy another one and have a blow up doll sandwich.
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Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
Do you think that people with expensive dolls look down on the people with cheap/ugly dolls?
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Leisher wrote:At first, I thought you were taking a shot at him.

Then I realized that she would automatically fit two aspects of his dream girl.
1. No talking.
2. Sex anytime.

But who will make the sandwiches?
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TheCatt wrote:Getting closer
I expect the first personalization request will be, "can you make her sound like Siri?"
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This one feels familiar, but whatevs

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Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
I was looking at that pic and wondering how a person could ever get that pathetic without killing themselves. It almost doesn't make sense.
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GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:What the fuck is going on in that group date photo?
I was looking at that pic and wondering how a person could ever get that pathetic without killing themselves. It almost doesn't make sense.
Don't care. They aren't reproducing.
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TheCatt wrote:This one feels familiar, but whatevs

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thibodeaux wrote:https://imgur.com/AswHUnP
Read the filename as "asswhup".
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