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Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 2:00 am
by Paul
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 2:49 pm
by GORDON
I never wore glasses.
Until now.
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 7:39 pm
by Malcolm
Some situations require ass kickings.
Bullshit. Largest centipede in the world gets to one foot, tops, period. If you assume it's on an even plane with him from a side view, it runs from his eyes to his balls ... and he's standing fairly upright. Unless he's the smallest dude the world that ever got into the army, no way.
If they fall and the harness catches them, they can't be slamming headfirst into solid metal.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 8:49 am
by TheCatt
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 11:19 am
by Paul
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 2:06 am
by Paul
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 8:56 am
by TPRJones
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:19 am
by Leisher
That doesn't look real. I know gators nab dogs and cats in Florida all the time, but why is the gator swimming with it in its mouth? More importantly, how is the dog's body maintaining that posture while clearly being dead or incapacitated? I mean it's unconscious and being dragged through a body of water, yet it can still hold its body rigid as if it were standing? And its tail is still sticking out?
I think someone doctored this video or that's a stuffed dog.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:48 am
by TPRJones
Doesn't look rigid to me, looks like it's in a loose relaxed posture like it would be if dead. And it appears to be floating along gently with the current rather than being dragged.
I think it seems legit.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:09 am
by GORDON
I had assumed rigor mortis. Mic Dundee taught me that crocs don't like fresh meat, they like to stick you under a log and come back for you later.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:48 am
by Leisher
Doesn't look rigid to me, looks like it's in a loose relaxed posture like it would be if dead. And it appears to be floating along gently with the current rather than being dragged.
I think it seems legit.
No because where the croc has him puts the majority of the mass on the other side of his mouth. Just from the motion forward alone his body should be being pushed back towards the croc's body away from the direction they're moving.
I had assumed rigor mortis. Mic Dundee taught me that crocs don't like fresh meat, they like to stick you under a log and come back for you later.
That seems more legit. Even the tail could be explained as there's muscle in the tail.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 11:11 am
by TPRJones
Just from the motion forward alone his body should be being pushed back towards the croc's body away from the direction they're moving.
Not if he's just drifting downstream with the current. Then there would be no relative motion and no drag on the dog's body to push it back.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 2:04 pm
by Leisher
That wouldn't explain the tail.
We need mythbusters.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 3:14 pm
by TheCatt
I love when reddit posts funny gun pics, and I'm all like "what?"
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 5:54 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:Just from the motion forward alone his body should be being pushed back towards the croc's body away from the direction they're moving.
Not if he's just drifting downstream with the current. Then there would be no relative motion and no drag on the dog's body to push it back.
Lots of weird things must be going on for this to be taken at face value:
1) If that's a current, there's zero, I and mean zero lateral motion going on.
2) The dog has to be very, very short-haired. There are no trailing strands.
3) The dog doesn't look like it's made of fur. It looks like it's a dull, shiny, rubbery/plastic thing with some texturing badly approximating fur. Probably a shitty camera, but still.
4) If the croc is putting in any power with his tail or legs, he'd generate some type of deflection from some ligament on the dog. I could swear I see the croc's back legs moving towards the end of the clip.
5) Crocs do a lot of deathrolling when they snag something. The centrifugal force of that would have left the extremities in a far worse state. It's almost inconceivable the dog would be in one piece.
6) The dog is 100% intact, despite being dead. No fucking way. A croc could bite straight through it and not waste the effort drowning it. Come on, I should be able to see some muscle in there. An open wound, something.
Hell of a lot of coincidences. I say it's not a real dog or someone doctored the vid.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:00 pm
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote:
I love when reddit posts funny gun pics, and I'm all like "what?"
Wait... are the bullets supposed to be parallel instead of perpendicular?
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:09 pm
by Malcolm
Unless you got a gun with a firing pin that points down, you would have trouble shooting that. Or maybe a gun that makes you put the mag in the most awkward spot possible.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:10 pm
by TPRJones
Even I know what's wrong with that picture.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:57 pm
by TheCatt
TPRJones wrote:Even I know what's wrong with that picture.
Well, it occurred to me eventually.
Only because I remembered how to load the, uh bullet thingy, on my daughters' Nerf gun.
