Page 253 of 434

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 10:38 pm
by Vince
Made me remember I need to poop.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 2:15 am
by TPRJones
Paul wrote:I wanna swim in the middle though...
Enjoy your power enema.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 12:01 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:
Paul wrote:I don't see the purpose to this tank, which probably cost a million dollars to make. I wanna swim in the middle though.
I've seen fluid dynamics tanks like that used to test ship hull designs.
It almost looks like something designed to see the surface effects of underwater seismic events.

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 3:47 pm
by Alhazad
Image

Image

Image

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 9:22 am
by Paul

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 9:01 pm
by Paul
Enter Sandman played backwards, played backwards.

Ouch
But on the plus side, I'm sure he made a few years salary that day. (Doors will getcha!)

Image
Only 22 countries have never been invaded by Britain.

"Oh shit" is the universal language.

Image

Image
I donated to an organization that helped feed people in need, and then started getting tons of calls and snail mail from them and other organizations. It made me quit donating. They obviously sold my information. It wasn't worth it.

Family guy 4 years ago:
Image
Of course, I listened to The Adam Carolla podcast and he played a 17 year old clip of him saying that Jenner was turning into a woman.
And Married with Children 20 years ago...

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 10:30 pm
by Malcolm
Paul wrote:Family guy 4 years ago:
Image
Between this and Iceman coming out, FG has a higher hit rate than Nostradamus.

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:02 am
by thibodeaux
Yeah but have you counted the false positives? I mean, if you want to be RIGHT about somebody being gay, just say everybody's gay. So using that metric, the gamers on XBOX live or whatever are better than Nostradamus.

Also: YOU'RE gay.

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 2:06 pm
by TPRJones

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 5:27 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:Yeah but have you counted the false positives? I mean, if you want to be RIGHT about somebody being gay, just say everybody's gay. So using that metric, the gamers on XBOX live or whatever are better than Nostradamus.

Also: YOU'RE gay.
I need to design an image recognizer that can watch FG cutaways so I can count up how many transgender celeb predictions they've made. If all they'd said was "gay" I'd probably write it off. But they literally predict, "Bruce Jenner is a woman."

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 9:45 pm
by Paul
Disney Game of Thrones

Image

I like her:
Image

When the government installs bike racks:
Image

Daytime fireworks:
Image

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:35 am
by Paul
This is the person who gets in front of Malcolm all the time. (Look at the clock. I think it's being played at triple speed.)

Camel has had enough of your shit.

Image

Image

Image


Image




Edited By Paul on 1430973726

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:08 am
by Leisher
Who is the chick on Conan?

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:54 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Who is the chick on Conan?
Looks like the girl from Parks and Rec.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 7:51 pm
by TPRJones
Pretty much every time she's on Conan it's comedy gold.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 7:59 pm
by Paul

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:14 pm
by Leisher
Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:31 pm
by GORDON
Still gay.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:36 pm
by Leisher
I want to post that Mom pendant to FB and see if anyone gets it.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:44 pm
by GORDON
Sposed to be 2 chicks backing dat ass up, right?