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Made me remember I need to poop.
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Paul wrote:I wanna swim in the middle though...
Enjoy your power enema.
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GORDON wrote:
Paul wrote:I don't see the purpose to this tank, which probably cost a million dollars to make. I wanna swim in the middle though.
I've seen fluid dynamics tanks like that used to test ship hull designs.
It almost looks like something designed to see the surface effects of underwater seismic events.
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Enter Sandman played backwards, played backwards.

Ouch
But on the plus side, I'm sure he made a few years salary that day. (Doors will getcha!)

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Only 22 countries have never been invaded by Britain.

"Oh shit" is the universal language.

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I donated to an organization that helped feed people in need, and then started getting tons of calls and snail mail from them and other organizations. It made me quit donating. They obviously sold my information. It wasn't worth it.

Family guy 4 years ago:
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Of course, I listened to The Adam Carolla podcast and he played a 17 year old clip of him saying that Jenner was turning into a woman.
And Married with Children 20 years ago...
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Paul wrote:Family guy 4 years ago:
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Between this and Iceman coming out, FG has a higher hit rate than Nostradamus.
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Yeah but have you counted the false positives? I mean, if you want to be RIGHT about somebody being gay, just say everybody's gay. So using that metric, the gamers on XBOX live or whatever are better than Nostradamus.

Also: YOU'RE gay.
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thibodeaux wrote:Yeah but have you counted the false positives? I mean, if you want to be RIGHT about somebody being gay, just say everybody's gay. So using that metric, the gamers on XBOX live or whatever are better than Nostradamus.

Also: YOU'RE gay.
I need to design an image recognizer that can watch FG cutaways so I can count up how many transgender celeb predictions they've made. If all they'd said was "gay" I'd probably write it off. But they literally predict, "Bruce Jenner is a woman."
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Disney Game of Thrones

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I like her:
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When the government installs bike racks:
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Daytime fireworks:
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This is the person who gets in front of Malcolm all the time. (Look at the clock. I think it's being played at triple speed.)

Camel has had enough of your shit.

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Who is the chick on Conan?
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Leisher wrote:Who is the chick on Conan?
Looks like the girl from Parks and Rec.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Pretty much every time she's on Conan it's comedy gold.
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Still gay.
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I want to post that Mom pendant to FB and see if anyone gets it.
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Sposed to be 2 chicks backing dat ass up, right?
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