You were Asian looking, not Mexican. Your wang was pretty small, but not the smallest I've seen and I know our wangs were similar in size. Now my chick has B cup boobs, and Roq became a woman and has similar boobs, but there's a small visual difference. Mine look nicer than his.
I'm not sure, and no way to know now, but I swear my dick got bigger as the month went on. I swear they're lying and it's also linked to kills/C4 used, etc.
(Gayest non-gay conversation ever.)
Rust - A thread for dying
By the way, my vagina is tight and shaven. No meat curtains here.
Best sentence I've ever written.
Best sentence I've ever written.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Because the entire world has to fucking revolve around YOU, someone is complaining on Twitter to Garry Newman about not being able to pick your gender. It's a transperson. I'll all for diversity and equality and all that, but go fuck yourself. That's the same message I'd give to any guy whining about being a woman in game or a woman complaining about being a guy in game.
This month in Rust is going to be odd. They did a full wipe of maps and BPs (if you knew how to make something, it's gone) on the first Thursday. This is after a few months of just map wipes. This one was odd because if the dev team hits their schedule, then the first Thursday of next month will bring us the removal of BPs from the game. So if you get into game, know that all your work will be gone on 5/5.
That being said, our server "Rust Vanilla : Noob Friendly : Active Admins" is getting pretty hostile. There's always people on and 20-30 at night. No massive clans, but lots of small groups battling it out all over the place. Lot's of KOS lately.
So if you're into that sort of thing, I'll arm you and point you at the baddies.
This month in Rust is going to be odd. They did a full wipe of maps and BPs (if you knew how to make something, it's gone) on the first Thursday. This is after a few months of just map wipes. This one was odd because if the dev team hits their schedule, then the first Thursday of next month will bring us the removal of BPs from the game. So if you get into game, know that all your work will be gone on 5/5.
That being said, our server "Rust Vanilla : Noob Friendly : Active Admins" is getting pretty hostile. There's always people on and 20-30 at night. No massive clans, but lots of small groups battling it out all over the place. Lot's of KOS lately.
So if you're into that sort of thing, I'll arm you and point you at the baddies.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
In Gary's defense, the game only forces your sex, not your gender.Leisher wrote:Because the entire world has to fucking revolve around YOU, someone is complaining on Twitter to Garry Newman about not being able to pick your gender. It's a transperson. I'll all for diversity and equality and all that, but go fuck yourself. That's the same message I'd give to any guy whining about being a woman in game or a woman complaining about being a guy in game.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
Played on a server a week or so ago called "RustedNuts" and was on to check out the changes made recently. I built a small house, got a decent stash for a single evening of work, and logged. Logged on again late Saturday after getting bored with BL:TPS after beating the campaign and found I had been raided. Not just raided, but griefed too. They murdered me, emptied all my loot, which means throwing stuff on the ground so it despawns, blowing up all my doors even obvious ones that they wouldn't need to blow up, and blowing up my tool cabinet.
So I built a well hidden and very small base. This is a modded server, so gather is set for 10x, and I spent time just chopping away at rocks and was lucky enough to find a C4 blueprint. Last night when nobody was on, I went to their base, which I had found previously while intentionally hunting for it. They were kind enough to post signs of their clan all over it. They had about 10 excavators going and several very fortified buildings. The base is on a completely walled off island too. I went to the back of the island and blew up a wall. Went in and started blowing up a really tall building, but it occurred to me it might be more decoration than anything else, so I moved onto another and found a treasure room. I looted what I wanted, threw everything else on the floor and destroyed as much as I could. I also raided each excavator of fuel and materials. I threw all their stone out to despawn (well over 2-3 million units of stone!) and left with 50k HQ ore, 125k metal ore, and 300+k sulfar ore. I also set down sleeping bags so I can respawn within their base whenever I want. I plan to transfer some weapons and ammo up there later so I can spawn within their own base and attack them.
Once I got back to my base, I started smelting the sulfar to make more C4 and created a large painting with a message to them if they find me. I just want them to know I did it if they happen upon my base.
So I built a well hidden and very small base. This is a modded server, so gather is set for 10x, and I spent time just chopping away at rocks and was lucky enough to find a C4 blueprint. Last night when nobody was on, I went to their base, which I had found previously while intentionally hunting for it. They were kind enough to post signs of their clan all over it. They had about 10 excavators going and several very fortified buildings. The base is on a completely walled off island too. I went to the back of the island and blew up a wall. Went in and started blowing up a really tall building, but it occurred to me it might be more decoration than anything else, so I moved onto another and found a treasure room. I looted what I wanted, threw everything else on the floor and destroyed as much as I could. I also raided each excavator of fuel and materials. I threw all their stone out to despawn (well over 2-3 million units of stone!) and left with 50k HQ ore, 125k metal ore, and 300+k sulfar ore. I also set down sleeping bags so I can respawn within their base whenever I want. I plan to transfer some weapons and ammo up there later so I can spawn within their own base and attack them.
Once I got back to my base, I started smelting the sulfar to make more C4 and created a large painting with a message to them if they find me. I just want them to know I did it if they happen upon my base.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
Awww yeah - merked.
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
I've been working on the same server whenever I'm not at the lake, golfing, at some recital, working, etc.
I was working on enough C4 to really damage EEZ's base. I was hiding inside a formerly raided home hoping EEZ wouldn't find me. They didn't. (NOTE: I was also committing suicide each night when I logged so my body wouldn't be in any base...just in case that's how they were locating my previous bases.) Some asshat with "World's Greatest Rapper" written on the side of his base did. I came across this base earlier in the day and had contemplated raiding it, but I wanted EEZ to be my main target. After getting raided, I returned here and lo and behold, this nimrod has made some improvements and thrown down lots of landmines (my landmines). So today I made it a point to get my C4 back.
First I build a new base for the raid. Then I pulled some C4 from my secret stash on EEZ's island and blew up a wall to get out. the new target's compound is three buildings. I worked my way from lower to upper. I easily raided the first building and found a sleeper. I filled up and then destroyed everything in sight.
After dumping loot, I returned and blew open a hole in the second building. Nothing. Just a defensive building. The third building is where my C4 had to be. I got in through the side, skipping the doors. I looted the first floor, but it was mostly junk. I also blew up a floor of the second level taking out a chest in the process. I looted that and returned to dump loot. After coming back I realized where the tool cabinet had to be located. A few more C4 and there it is. I used my new found privileges to build stairs to the third floor where I found "Dick Shadow" sleeping next to a chest with my C4. I left him alive, but dumped and destroyed everything. I also threw down some random concrete barriers in his base so he either has to waste resources getting rid of them or move.
I enjoy knowing he logged off last night super excited about all that C4 he found and how he's going to use it, when in fact, he's going to log on and see he never got the chance.
With that done I had 27 C4 that I figured "use it or lose it". Thus, I ran over to that hole I put in EEZ's island base. They have a massive tower they've been working very hard to protect, so it's been my target. I found a weakness in their stone wall and lobbed a few grenades over to get rid of the barricades that put on the other side. I then started using C4.
The whole structure is armored, so 3 C4 per wall. After getting in, I realized that this base doesn't "start" until the 4th floor. (The tower has no doors, and the server has TP. So they're clearly just TPing up there.) Still, I searched hoping for a stairwell when I found their tool cabinet. I immediately got an idea... I died to spawn at the house and grab supplies. Then I returned and setup a full base inside the bottom of their tower. They won't know because they would have to use C4 to knock down walls to find me IF they suspected I was there. But what about that big hole in the wall? Well, with building privileges I threw down new barricades to replace the ones I blew up and put the armored walls back up. I now have a base inside their base. I will return later tonight and infiltrate their tower upstairs.
To be continued...
I was working on enough C4 to really damage EEZ's base. I was hiding inside a formerly raided home hoping EEZ wouldn't find me. They didn't. (NOTE: I was also committing suicide each night when I logged so my body wouldn't be in any base...just in case that's how they were locating my previous bases.) Some asshat with "World's Greatest Rapper" written on the side of his base did. I came across this base earlier in the day and had contemplated raiding it, but I wanted EEZ to be my main target. After getting raided, I returned here and lo and behold, this nimrod has made some improvements and thrown down lots of landmines (my landmines). So today I made it a point to get my C4 back.
First I build a new base for the raid. Then I pulled some C4 from my secret stash on EEZ's island and blew up a wall to get out. the new target's compound is three buildings. I worked my way from lower to upper. I easily raided the first building and found a sleeper. I filled up and then destroyed everything in sight.
After dumping loot, I returned and blew open a hole in the second building. Nothing. Just a defensive building. The third building is where my C4 had to be. I got in through the side, skipping the doors. I looted the first floor, but it was mostly junk. I also blew up a floor of the second level taking out a chest in the process. I looted that and returned to dump loot. After coming back I realized where the tool cabinet had to be located. A few more C4 and there it is. I used my new found privileges to build stairs to the third floor where I found "Dick Shadow" sleeping next to a chest with my C4. I left him alive, but dumped and destroyed everything. I also threw down some random concrete barriers in his base so he either has to waste resources getting rid of them or move.
I enjoy knowing he logged off last night super excited about all that C4 he found and how he's going to use it, when in fact, he's going to log on and see he never got the chance.
With that done I had 27 C4 that I figured "use it or lose it". Thus, I ran over to that hole I put in EEZ's island base. They have a massive tower they've been working very hard to protect, so it's been my target. I found a weakness in their stone wall and lobbed a few grenades over to get rid of the barricades that put on the other side. I then started using C4.
The whole structure is armored, so 3 C4 per wall. After getting in, I realized that this base doesn't "start" until the 4th floor. (The tower has no doors, and the server has TP. So they're clearly just TPing up there.) Still, I searched hoping for a stairwell when I found their tool cabinet. I immediately got an idea... I died to spawn at the house and grab supplies. Then I returned and setup a full base inside the bottom of their tower. They won't know because they would have to use C4 to knock down walls to find me IF they suspected I was there. But what about that big hole in the wall? Well, with building privileges I threw down new barricades to replace the ones I blew up and put the armored walls back up. I now have a base inside their base. I will return later tonight and infiltrate their tower upstairs.
To be continued...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
Teleport. Not sure how it works though.
Re: Rust - A thread for dying
So last night I got into the top of the tower. I destroyed everything. Not a bit of furniture was left standing and I massacred a few sleepers too. Before you brand me a monster, understand that this is an eye for an eye here.
You know those large wooden boxes? Filled to the brim with weapons, ammo, wood, animal fat, sulfur ore, and everything else in the game. All gone except what I wanted to take.
Did I mention that on this server things stack to 100k? Large wood boxes full of 100k stacks of X...
All gone. They have the biggest billboard I've ever seen in game inside their war room. I wrote "Leisher was here" and left.
Once done I left the tower and found out my new friends from the previous night were bad mouthing me. I had to suicide to respawn elsewhere and one of them said "good". I engaged them and they were pissed I raided them to get my C4 back. I asked if they were going "to get revenge for raiding me?". That got some chuckles and inspired Dick_Shadow to log off. Mrbuckly (or something) followed soon after. I ran over to their base and they were gone. But where?
On a hunch checked out my old cabin by the lake. I figured a good move would be to move into my old digs. "He'd never suspect it!" A new furnace outside...hmmm...I kept moving southwest and found a structure with a furnace outside. Double armored doors? Who uses them? I had no proof it was them, but the other guys had a few sets that were missing now.
I setup a raid base and went to bed.
Today at lunch I checked. My raid base had been raided and griefed. I found my enemy. I suicided to my other raid base and brought my C4 here. I then proceeded to raid their new base, destroy and/or dump everything inside, kill them, place their skulls into one chest left standing, and then left a giant billboard that said, "It's been fun!"
I messaged that my intent was to leave the server until the wipe or maybe forever and Mr_Salt ran over to grab all my gear. 7 players versus 1 and the 1 won.
You know those large wooden boxes? Filled to the brim with weapons, ammo, wood, animal fat, sulfur ore, and everything else in the game. All gone except what I wanted to take.
Did I mention that on this server things stack to 100k? Large wood boxes full of 100k stacks of X...
All gone. They have the biggest billboard I've ever seen in game inside their war room. I wrote "Leisher was here" and left.
Once done I left the tower and found out my new friends from the previous night were bad mouthing me. I had to suicide to respawn elsewhere and one of them said "good". I engaged them and they were pissed I raided them to get my C4 back. I asked if they were going "to get revenge for raiding me?". That got some chuckles and inspired Dick_Shadow to log off. Mrbuckly (or something) followed soon after. I ran over to their base and they were gone. But where?
On a hunch checked out my old cabin by the lake. I figured a good move would be to move into my old digs. "He'd never suspect it!" A new furnace outside...hmmm...I kept moving southwest and found a structure with a furnace outside. Double armored doors? Who uses them? I had no proof it was them, but the other guys had a few sets that were missing now.
I setup a raid base and went to bed.
Today at lunch I checked. My raid base had been raided and griefed. I found my enemy. I suicided to my other raid base and brought my C4 here. I then proceeded to raid their new base, destroy and/or dump everything inside, kill them, place their skulls into one chest left standing, and then left a giant billboard that said, "It's been fun!"
I messaged that my intent was to leave the server until the wipe or maybe forever and Mr_Salt ran over to grab all my gear. 7 players versus 1 and the 1 won.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell