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I think the bacon flavor would be diluted by the pancake.

It'd improve the pancakes, but not as much as it would detract from the bacon I was going to eat with the pancakes anyway.




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Crabeater seal skull:
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*They do not eat crabs. They eat krill.

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True dat!
They are also way off in what equates an equal amount of blanket.

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Reminds me of thing:

I know that the great majority of people are not child kidnappers. That is obvious. Way less than 1% of the population. But that doesn't mean I would ever let my 8yo kid take rides from strangers. It isn't a wrong to not be stupid and take precautions.

That being said, don't put yourself in dangerous situations, and don't let yourselves get fukkin raped, ladies. Idiots.
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Teach "Don't kidnap" not "Don't take rides from strangers!"
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Picard: looks like he's having a slightly bumpy tea time on a train.
Riker: looks like he's riding a mechanical bronco.
Worf: looks like he's dancing uncomfortably in a shitty, overpriced club and just realized it.




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No mention of the guy in blue ejaculating onto the control panel?

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My head literally exploded when I saw how they are now defining "literally."

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Is that their one funny bit for the year?
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Paul wrote:My head literally exploded when I saw how they are now defining "literally."

Dictionaries don't define language, they catalog it. The usage has evolved enough that it's a done thing.

This is not the first time a word has changed meaning through popular misuse. It's not even the hundredth time.




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TPRJones wrote:This is not the first time a word has changed meaning through popular misuse. It's not even the hundredth time.
Yeah, but how often does a definition go from one meaning to also meaning the opposite.
"Literally" literally means "not literally."

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Paul wrote:Yeah, but how often does a definition go from one meaning to also meaning the opposite.
So often that there is a wordfor those sorts of words. Many of the contronyms that aren't true homographs formed in exactly the same way.
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TPRJones wrote:
Paul wrote:Yeah, but how often does a definition go from one meaning to also meaning the opposite.
So often that there is a wordfor those sorts of words. Many of the contronyms that aren't true homographs formed in exactly the same way.
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Goddamn English.
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I refuse to ever compromise on this. I will forever mock those who use that word incorrectly.
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