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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:52 pm
by Paul

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 4:45 pm
by thibodeaux
TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Millions of lines of code
1M LoC for the health care website? We counting copy-paste lines?
Try again, that was 500 Million LoC according to the infographic.
really only 15M:
http://www.randalolson.com/2014....website

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 4:50 pm
by Paul
3.74 millions lines of code

I can has monies?

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How to do a push up without legs:
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:03 pm
by Paul
Carnage

Mallrats

My p... I mean my cock is only half white.

Birdy doodie

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"Today I asked for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with a Doritos Locos Taco inside."
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:38 pm
by TheCatt
thibodeaux wrote:really only 15M:
http://www.randalolson.com/2014....website
There's the problem. Should have hired more database people. Stupid fucking Java devs.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 8:11 pm
by TPRJones
That's only for the front end, admin is probably almost as big and the structures to connect to vendors are probably bloated nightmares. 500 mil is unlikely, but 15 mil seems way too efficient for government work.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 8:34 pm
by Paul
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The first snapping turtle I saw was one I caught while fishing.
While trying to remove the hook it did that, and nearly nipped me.

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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 8:55 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:23 am
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:That's only for the front end, admin is probably almost as big and the structures to connect to vendors are probably bloated nightmares. 500 mil is unlikely, but 15 mil seems way too efficient for government work.

500M is ungodly. More than 10x the worst Windows estimates I hear. That shit took DECADES to get that bloated. No way you get that much in that short of a time unless it's artificially generated to be ... I don't know, code that compiles but does nothing significant.

Even 15M is a fucking tremendous amount. I'd believe up to 5M. Oh yeah. FUCK JAVA. But holy goat fuck, if inefficient bureaucracy ever had a poster boy of a language...




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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:52 am
by TPRJones
500M is ungodly. More than 10x the worst Windows estimates I hear. That shit took DECADES to get that bloated. No way you get that much in that short of a time unless it's artificially generated to be ... I don't know, code that compiles but does nothing significant.

I can think of a way, and one that is right up government's alley: duplication. Not 500 mil lines independently written, but rather smaller - but still large and bloated - pieces that do certain processes that are then copied repeatedly into various places where needed instead of being called as a function. For example if they developed 2 mil lines of code to allow their system to talk to the particular system of some big insurance company, and then copy that entire block 100 times for the other 100 companies and make small changes to customize each one as needed and now it's 200 mil lines of code.

That's what the government coders I've worked with in the past would do. Drives me batty.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:25 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:36 pm
by Leisher
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:33 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 2:42 pm
by Paul
NSFW (rule 34)

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 3:35 pm
by Paul
NSFW (rule 34)

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 11:03 pm
by Paul
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Walk it off
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 12:30 am
by Paul

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 11:32 am
by Paul
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One year:
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 1:08 am
by Paul
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 2:33 pm
by Paul
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Brad Dourif = Billy, Wormtongue
Rory McCann = Michael Armstrong, The Hound
Julian Glover = General Maxmillian Veers, Pycelle

Someone needs to give her the D
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