The Republican Party

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:25 pm

At this point, i think Bernie and Hillary could have gay sex orgies televised on national TV, and still beat the Republicans.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:41 pm

I am actually considering voting for Sanders if he makes it into the race. Maybe. But only because of some stuff about getting some of the money out of politics.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:48 pm

TPRJones wrote:I am actually considering voting for Sanders if he makes it into the race. Maybe. But only because of some stuff about getting some of the money out of politics.

I figured I wasn't the only one.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:24 pm

RNC gives Trump props. That party is fucking dead. They will lose the next fifty elections at this rate.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:02 pm

TPRJones wrote:I am actually considering voting for Sanders if he makes it into the race. Maybe. But only because of some stuff about getting some of the money out of politics.

I can't imagine Bernie and I agree on much of anything.

But at this rate, I want to run for president.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:30 pm

I do think Bernie is probably less corrupt than most. He may have dumb (i.e. Democrat) ideas, but I think he comes by them honestly.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:47 am

Jeb Bush tells Hispanics to chill out over "anchor babies", says it's really the Asians that are the problem.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:22 am

Leisher wrote:Jeb Bush tells Hispanics to chill out over "anchor babies", says it's really the Asians that are the problem.

That's the dude who's supposed to be the non-Trump front runner? Is Don paying people to throw the primaries?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 1:23 pm

Chris Christie threatens to hit up Taco Bell before debate.

The New Jersey governor and GOP presidential candidate threatened to go “nuclear” if he doesn’t get his fair share of questions during the network's Republican primary debate scheduled for Sept. 16 at the Reagan Library in California.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:12 am

Fat, dumb kid picked last for softball, throws tantrum.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:56 pm

Huckabee: still insane and failing history.

"You obey it if it's right," Huckabee said on ABC's "This Week." "So I go back to my question. Is slavery the law of the land? Should it have been the law of the land because Dred Scott said so? Was that a correct decision? Should the courts have been irrevocably followed on that? Should Lincoln have been put in jail? Because he ignored it."

Fucking wow.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:13 pm

Bobby Jindal admits no one in his party can currently beat an "unstable narcissist."

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:48 pm

I know who I'm voting for for 2016

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:13 pm

Ben Carson digs an even deeper hole and buries himself.

Besides Carson's saying Sunday he would not support a Muslim as president, the GOP candidate also said Islam, as a religion, was inconsistent with the Constitution. Carson told NBC's "Meet the Press" he believed a president's faith should matter "depending on what that faith is."

The first bit, I don't care. You can support whomever you want for prez, even accounting for your prejudice. If Islam's incompatible with the Constitution, then Judaism and Christianity are on that list, too. The third comment indicates an IQ somewhere in the -10 to -20 realm. You're supposed to be a fucking brain surgeon, Ben.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:25 pm

Keep burying yourselves.

"If you look into Sharia law, you will not find any consistency with the U.S. Constitution," Rush Limbaugh told his listeners on Monday.

Dude, have you ever looked at all the bullshit rules in the Bible and Torah?

'Well, do you believe that Islam is consistent with the Constitution?' Well, Sharia law isn't."

If you can't tell those two things apart, then you're retarded.

In other news, Walker's suspending/stopping his campaign.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:23 pm

How do you know when your weight's a problem? Chris Christie says, "Slim down."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:31 pm

Malcolm wrote:Ben Carson digs an even deeper hole and buries himself.
Besides Carson's saying Sunday he would not support a Muslim as president, the GOP candidate also said Islam, as a religion, was inconsistent with the Constitution. Carson told NBC's "Meet the Press" he believed a president's faith should matter "depending on what that faith is."
The first bit, I don't care. You can support whomever you want for prez, even accounting for your prejudice. If Islam's incompatible with the Constitution, then Judaism and Christianity are on that list, too. The third comment indicates an IQ somewhere in the -10 to -20 realm. You're supposed to be a fucking brain surgeon, Ben.

Someone wondered the same thing I did.

In a 2012 speech put up this week by Buzzfeed's Andrew Kaczynski, Carson says, "I personally believe that this theory that Darwin came up with was something that was encouraged by the adversary," and reveals that he plans to write a book explaining how the organs of the human body refute evolutionary theory.

Wow.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:17 pm

Boner stepping down.

The wave of new GOP members that put Boehner in the speaker's chair had come to Washington with a different kind of mandate. They not only did not revere the old order -- they had contempt for it, and had campaigned on promises to shatter it.

Bob Dole would be considered a socialist by the present GOP.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:24 pm

Carly Fiorina explains why she's a complete government tool and why you shouldn't vote for her.

Hayden told Yahoo he remembered telling Fiorina, then head of HP, “Carly, I need stuff and I need it now.” The NSA needed the servers to implement the controversial “Stellar Wind” warrantless wiretapping program.

“I felt it was my duty to help [obliterate citizens' rights] and so we did,” Fiorina said. “They were ramping up a whole set of programs and needed a lot of data crunching capability to try and monitor <s>a whole set of threats</s> illegally anyone they didn't like, including baseless domestic . …What I knew at the time was our nation had been attacked.”

The presidential hopeful also told Yahoo she would endorse some of the country’s most controversial intelligence tactics, including the CIA’s torture program.

As we all know, the truthfulness of a statement is directly proportional to the amount of shit you beat out of someone to get it.

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Post by **Leisher** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:10 am

The MSM seems to be trying to throw Ben Carson under the bus today because he said The Holocaust might have been prevented if Jews were armed.

Probably not the smartest thing to say, but people who totally condemn the statement are in a worse position logically because there is truth to it based on history. People able to defend themselves will ALWAYS be a tougher group to oppress than an unarmed group.

As some Russian general (or somebody, I forget who the quote was from) said, "The problem with a land invasion of the U.S. is their citizens are all armed. You'd be stuck fighting street by street." Or something to that effect.

So yeah, maybe the holocaust still occurs (probably), but there's less hiding in attics and more street to street defense of homes and families.