The Republican Party

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:19 pm

What does that have to do with the republican party thread?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:22 pm

The last page had a transgender motif.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:55 pm

Trump 2016?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:57 pm

Leisher wrote:Trump 2016?

Because they aren't running enough candidates?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:21 pm

No shit.

Republican Sen. Rand Paul called on his party Friday to widen its outreach to minority voters, whom he said will help propel the party to victories nationwide

That'll be the fucking day.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:09 pm

Crazy old man in.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:19 pm

Malcolm wrote:Crazy old man in.

I swear to god, Trump's running because the comedians of the country pooled their cash and convinced him.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:09 pm

Chris Christie starts his Lying Bastard 2016 Campaign.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:19 pm

Someone from the Republicans has to take the time to shut Rick Santorum the fuck up, because every time he opens his mouth, he creates ten new Democratic voters.

Mr. Santorum said he’s talked about the breakdown of the family “for 20 years” and that he sees the issue of gay marriage “as really a continuation of the breakdown of marriage over a long period of time.”

Convenient how "family" is implicitly being linked with "marriage" in the next clause. I think I temporarily defect to the blue side whenever I hear about him.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:26 pm

Rand Paul, ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought he might have an independent thought process.

“The recent revelation that this taxpayer-funded organization is selling body parts of the unborn further proves that this agency deserves our scorn not our tax dollars,” he said in a statement. “I plan to do whatever I can to stop them and will introduce an amendment to pending Senate legislation to immediately strip every dollar of Planned Parenthood funding.”

Post by **TPRJones** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:53 pm

If they kill Planned Parenthood, expect to see abortion rates spike upwards in the years following.

Also the rate of teenaged single mothers will rise as well. Which given all the talk about how people need to be raised better - and teenaged single mothers is not better parenting - then expect to see negative echo effects for a couple of generations.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:18 pm

Shittiest poll results in decades.

The current survey finds that positive views of the GOP among Republicans have declined 18 percentage points since January, from 86% to 68%. Independents also view the Republican Party less favorably; 29% today, compared with 37% six months ago.

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Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:36 pm

Morons will blame Trump, not realizing their old school bullshit and members are the problem.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:20 pm

First debate.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:32 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Clinton overlord.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:59 pm

TheCatt wrote:I, for one, welcome our new Clinton overlord.

The best tweet:

The gig is up @foxnews, @megynkelly, & @gop hacks! Real conservatives are waking up: you're owned by the status quo!

Your entire party hasn't been doing much except kicking its own ass for the past three decades and committing PR suicide.

Wait a fucking minute ...

Some conservatives seek to preserve things as they are, emphasizing stability and continuity, while others, called reactionaries, oppose modernism and seek a return to "the way things were."

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Post by **TPRJones** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:28 pm

The Democrats had a good couple of decades of being total fuckups. It's just the Republicans turn is all.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:40 am

Rick Perry running out of cash.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:23 am

Leisher wrote:Rick Perry running out of cash.

I'm sure Jesus will save him.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:27 pm

Ah, Ben Carson. HAHAH.

Carson was among those hitting Planned Parenthood hard, lending his considerable medical heft as a renowned neurosurgeon to the debate. He told Fox News's Megyn Kelly that fetal tissue research was basically useless and the same things could be accomplished without it.

"And if you go back over the years, and look at the research that has been done and all the things that it was supposed to deliver, very little of that has been done, and there’s nothing that can’t be done without fetal tissue," Carson said.

Fucking wow. You were a neurosurgeon?