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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:28 pm
by GORDON
You know how some nerdy guys sometimes have absolutely insane things they claim would keep them from banging a hot girl... such as, "Her knees are too sharp?"
I decided to have an insane rule, too: I won't touch any woman who takes a naked selfie with an iPhone.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:07 pm
by Malcolm

Bullshit. There are Buddhist monks somewhere who could do that shit. In addition, the acoustics of the room are not the important bit here, it's what you can hear. A deaf dude could do this and not care. The better you hearing is, the more you'll catch. I assume the only people who've ever been in this room are stoned college students tripping shrooms for a unnecessary psych experiment.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:51 pm
by thibodeaux
GORDON wrote:I decided to have an insane rule, too: I won't touch any woman who takes a naked selfie with an iPhone.
Better not tell your wife.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:55 pm
by GORDON
She'd be good with that, she uses Android.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:35 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:On a different note, I dropped a big "is anyone paying attention" a few days ago. Either nobody noticed or nobody cares.
I noticed. I meant to update Gordon's comments about your likes by saying you loved fatties too, and were "slipping that in" to test out the rest of us, cuz you're ashamed.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:51 pm
by GORDON
Oh, is that what the fatty represented? I thought he had done something more subtle.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:07 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:07 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:07 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:07 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:12 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:12 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:12 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:12 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:02 pm
by Malcolm

I call bullshit on the caffeine negatives. Weekends, I typically don't consume energy drinks. Weekdays, I pretty much need two minimum or I drop unconscious of boredom at work at the crash of an app.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:05 pm
by Malcolm

Any of those sound insane.
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:10 pm
by TPRJones
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:44 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:44 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:47 pm
by Leisher