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Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:09 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I can see no scenario in which voting for Trump makes things better for anyone.
What if he promised everyone would get a blowjob if he won?
From his wife, or from him?

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:10 pm
by Leisher
I was thinking of who would give the BJs when a thought occurred to me...

Would you rather Trump win the presidency or you spend the next four years being the Monica to President Hillary Clinton?

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:11 pm
by GORDON
Hillary already has her "aide" doing Monica duties. Huma? She looks pretty cute from the pics I've seen.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:15 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:I was thinking of who would give the BJs when a thought occurred to me...

Would you rather Trump win the presidency or you spend the next four years being the Monica to President Hillary Clinton?
I have to put cigars up my asshole?

You never answered my guns to the nuts question.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:22 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:I can see no scenario in which voting for Trump makes things better for anyone.
What if he promised everyone would get a blowjob if he won?

I mean, how different is that from promising that you won't have to pay for school or healthcare?
A) I wouldn't believe him because he'd hire the cheapest, shittiest hookers he could find. They would all have chipped teeth or braces.
B) I don't believe those other things either.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:56 pm
by TPRJones
GORDON wrote:I'd like to see 5 predictive scenarios where Islam is banned in the USA, and those who wont drop it as a religion are deported.
Having finally discarded the thin veneer of pretension that the Constitution matters via completely and publicly gutting the first amendment, the government then goes on to quickly violating the rest during the following few years. Soon after the idea that elections have a place in the political process is also dropped and the nearly 250 year experimentation with democracy in the U.S. comes to an end.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:09 pm
by TheCatt

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:12 pm
by Vince
Malcolm wrote:Radical Islamic cleric wishes more gay people died.
“People say, like: Well, aren’t you sad that 50 sodomites died?” Jimenez said, referencing the initial death toll in Orlando, which authorities later clarified included 49 victims plus the gunman. “Here’s the problem with that. It’s like the equivalent of asking me — what if you asked me: ​Hey, are you sad that 50 pedophiles were killed today?’

“Um, no, I think that’s great. I think that helps society. You know, I think Orlando, Fla., is a little safer tonight.”

He added: “The tragedy is that more of them didn’t die. The tragedy is — I’m kind of upset that he didn’t finish the job!”
Oh shit, wait. I meant "Baptist cleric." My bad.
When the gays have to worry about a Baptist coming into a gay club and killing a bunch of gay rather than worrying about the Baptist not baking them a cake, then you might be onto something rather than just trolling.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:16 pm
by Malcolm
Since this a thread about judging people's religion...
Anyone who hates a brother or sister is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life residing in him.
- some hippie in 1 John 3:15

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:25 pm
by Vince
I'm amazed you didn't burst into flames whem you posted that.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:26 pm
by Malcolm
Vince wrote:I'm amazed you didn't burst into flames whem you posted that.
Well, I'd have to believe in a firestarter first.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:10 pm
by GORDON
I heard the dude made 2 hajjs. That's like double muslim.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:32 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:I was thinking of who would give the BJs when a thought occurred to me...

Would you rather Trump win the presidency or you spend the next four years being the Monica to President Hillary Clinton?
I have to put cigars up my asshole?

You never answered my guns to the nuts question.
First...again?

Second...I didn't see it?

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:59 pm
by TheCatt
Guns to the nuts: Hillary or Trump.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:05 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:I heard the dude made 2 hajjs. That's like double muslim.
Only one is "required." Everything after it is bonus. I bet they don't do much to discourage it, though.
TheCatt wrote:Guns to the nuts: Hillary or Trump.
Trump is a gun to the nuts.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:32 pm
by Alhazad
GORDON wrote:Hillary already has her "aide" doing Monica duties. Huma? She looks pretty cute from the pics I've seen.
Dear me, no. She's 39 and looks 50, which is pretty ordinary since she's aide-de-camp to Lady Macbeth, but she's definitely not cute.

Image

And she's married to Anthony Weiner.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:54 pm
by GORDON
Meh, I never paid much attention, and I've never seen a picture focused on her, she was just with Hillary in backgrounds.

Explains why Weiner likes the ladies, his wife is a lesbian. Same as with Bill Clinton.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:26 pm
by TheCatt
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Not bad

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:29 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:Guns to the nuts: Hillary or Trump.
I don't believe in no win scenarios.

Re: Islam - the thread of peace and tolerance

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:30 am
by Vince
TPRJones wrote:
GORDON wrote:I'd like to see 5 predictive scenarios where Islam is banned in the USA, and those who wont drop it as a religion are deported.
Having finally discarded the thin veneer of pretension that the Constitution matters via completely and publicly gutting the first amendment, the government then goes on to quickly violating the rest during the following few years. Soon after the idea that elections have a place in the political process is also dropped and the nearly 250 year experimentation with democracy in the U.S. comes to an end.
I agree it's not Constitutional to simply prohibit a religion and do not support it. I would like to see how it would stack up to pairing banning Muslims with the region they're coming from. As part of a terrorist profile and limiting it to a region on known terrorist strongholds, would that pass Constitutional muster?