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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:45 am
by Paul
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Which is sexier?




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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:12 am
by Paul
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When I'd go on the half-day boats in L.A., sometimes we'd have live squid for bait. They were a lot smaller than this, but they stikk shot ink. We used to try to ink each other, which never worked.
If you held them right in the livewell, they'd shoot water about 3 feet at people though.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:21 am
by Paul
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:19 pm
by Leisher
I wonder if that guy picked that urinal intentionally or by chance.

If "by chance" then I'd have to say he's subconciously insecure.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:10 pm
by Paul
I want one with the woman cowering in fear of my enormous manhood. And in the background, thousands of worshippers are bowing to my mighiness.

Or a mirror in the urinal would suffice, so I can pee on myself without the mess I usually have.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by Malcolm
I want one with the woman cowering in fear of my enormous extra toe.
You're sick.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:41 pm
by Paul
I want one with the woman cowering in fear of my enormous extra toe.

I want to suck your toes.

You're sick.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:48 pm
by Malcolm
I want one with the woman cowering in fear of my enormous extra toe.
I want to cut off your toes, boil them, and sell them to the Vietnamese restaurant down the street as imitation cat meat.
You're sick.
Very much so.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:47 pm
by Malcolm
Bumped cos work is fucking boring.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:59 pm
by Paul
Then look for new nuggets of goodness or depravity.

That reminds me. It's my wife's birthday.




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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:02 pm
by GORDON
Then look for new nuggets of goodness or depravity.

That reminds me. It's my wife's birthday.
Whoa!

Does this thread have a NWS label, yet?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:05 pm
by Paul
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Some images are good, some are bad. LiveJournal policy doesn't permit bad ones, but that link shows all images posed recently... before anybody had a chance to complain or get caught.

Feel free to NWS it if ya want.




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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:19 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:20 pm
by GORDON
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Some images are good, some are bad. LiveJournal policy doesn't permit bad ones, but that link shows all images posed recently... before anybody had a chance to complain or get caught.

Feel free to NWS it if ya want.
A medium-sized, erect penis came right out of the screen at me.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:24 pm
by Paul
A medium-sized, erect penis came right out of the screen at me.
Are you sure you just didn't click a link from your Favorites?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:37 pm
by TPRJones
Hmmmm ... I think the guy that designed this stadium may have been horny at the time.

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And this about covers it for conventions:

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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:39 pm
by Paul
My frind emailed me the first one this morning, and I bumped into the second one while looking through the LJ crap.

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NWS Unix book.




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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:01 pm
by DoctorChaos
NWS Unix book.
That is sooooo photoshopped. :laugh:

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:04 pm
by TheCatt
So the orange got caught cheating with the banana?

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:06 pm
by TPRJones
NWS Unix book.
I saw that one earlier, but didn't even notice the Unix book. Heh.