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That reminds me. There was a party at my house this weekend. The first one to fall was a dude that got wasted off 1.5 bottles of Zinfadel. I shit you not. & he spilled at least half a bottle on my fucking table. In his drunken stupor over my sink, he asked for a cab. So we got him one.

Next day he shows up to get the shit he left, & he gets pissed someone called a cab for him.

God, he's a dumbfuck.
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Not safe for work
I wonder what the Sexual Harassment Panda would say?

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Not safe for work
I wonder what the Sexual Harassment Panda would say?

(No gore or gay or Furries)
Dear god, it's looks like Marilyn Manson had a sex change. DAMN YOU! MY EYES!
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Not safe for work
I wonder what the Sexual Harassment Panda would say?

(No gore or gay or Furries)
Speaking of furries, nice avatar.
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Speaking of furries, nice avatar.
Anybody could've chosen that avatar for me.
Anybody who liked my offer to get your wife a bunny suit might've mentioned my cat suit.

Regardless, I blame the image on the filthy Eskimos.
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Paul's going the right way for a smacked bottom.
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Paul's going the right way for a smacked bottom.
My daughter loves My Pretty Pony. I might go that route next month.

Oh... and I don't make the rules, I just play by them.
Here's my avatar:
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I find this very soothing for some reason.
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I bet that's like getting a BJ from the ocean.

...until you hit a jellyfish. Then it'd be like trying to pee after having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton.

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Is it sad that I know what that's from, but I don't have kids?
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What's it from?

Oh yeah, and I found this:
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Whoa, Diddy! Whoa!
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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
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I haven't seen it.
But I did see that scene before. I think Hasselhoff was on JKL or something.
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BUT.... he is not seen as a hero. Just FYI.
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Please. Some people still think El Cid was an honourable man. Don't make them right.
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