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Going back to that Madonna picture, on MSN's main page today they have an article up about "How Madonna still looks so young". I never thought Skeletor was a model of youth.

(Edited for Malcolm.)

The poster below has been spotted all over LA.
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Holy shit. That's really Madonna?
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Leisher wrote:Going back to that Madonna picture, on MSN's main page today they have an article up about "How Madonna still looks so young". I never thought Skeletor was a model of youth.

(Edited for Malcolm.)

The poster below has been spotted all over LA.
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Found him.
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I wonder why this isn't big news? Maybe because the media blasted the right wing for this picture and now it turns out a left winger did it?
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They are trying to figure out how to arrest him.
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GORDON wrote:They are trying to figure out how to arrest him.

The answer is usually "with a Taser."




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Sorry but I think the South and North/Midwest are still strong enough to fight off Mexican and Canadian control.

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He just blew a mime?
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WSGrundy wrote:Sorry but I think the South and North/Midwest are still strong enough to fight off Mexican and Canadian control.

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There is NO WAY TN and KY would join the EU.
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No way would all of New Mexico join with Texas. I could see the southern 2/3rds of NM being part of Mexico, but the northern 1/3rd is stuffed with hippies and more likely to join the EU.

There are many other similar problems with that map.
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That "Russian Professor" is way off base.

He should stick to teaching russian. (ha)
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How does the "professor" see this division occurring?

It won't be through war because the U.S. would take the rest of the world down with it. Besides, Canada not only wouldn't, but couldn't take that much U.S. territory. Hell, neither could Mexico. For that matter, neither could China. (China has a big army, but no way to get it anywhere.)

Even if it was a civil war, the divisions that he has plotted out don't make sense. The winners of the civil war just move east and abandon the rest of the country? The deep south aligns itself with Mexico? Mexico makes no claim on California and Arizona?

So that leaves political division. Again, why wouldn't California head to Mexico? Ditto for Arizona. Why would the south align with Mexico? Why would the typically conservative Midwest align with Canada? Why would Alaska align with Russia and not Canada (if they were the only options)?

A stupid map that further proves people with the title of "professor" are usually full of shit.
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If I were to plot out a map of how the regions of the US might fall apart into seperate territories, this is the way I could see it going:

* Southern NM, AZ, Southern NV, and Southern CA join Mexico.
* Texas remains Texas, and claims OK, AR, and LA as outlying territories (but not officially calling them "Texas").
* MS, AL, GA, Northern FL, SC, NC, TN, KY (and maybe parts of VA & WV) band together and the South rises again.
* Southern FL declares the Miama Republic and annexes Cuba & parts of the Carribian.
* Key West, FL, unofficially maintains it's own independance. The Miami Republic pretends not to notice.
* Northern NM and Eastern CO form the Granola Republic.
* Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Reno, Cheyenne, Billings, and Boise all become independant city-states surrounded by assorted dynamicly changing territories claimed by various militia groups.
* WA and OR joins Canada.
* Central and Northern CA forms the California Republic.
* New England fragments, with some major cities (especially Boston and New York) becoming independant city-states, other areas (especially CT and MA) joining the European Union, and some (especially Maine) joining Canada. The rest form a loose coalition calling themselves the Coastal Provinces.
* Michigan's upper peninsula completely dissappears, and no one there is ever heard from again.

I have no idea what might happen to most of the Midwestern states, I'm not familiar enough with the area to speculate. I'm sure parts will join Canada, parts will remain independant, and parts will band together. Regardless of what happens there, no one outside the region will notice nor care.
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Really? Do you really need someone to plug in a power cord and connect your video cables to your TV? Help you update the firmware? A message pops up on the screen asking if you want to update. Press X for yes and O for no.

Perhaps they will help you think of a good screen name. Something better then tahhedshotkilla847758589484.

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Lots of people are dumb. Some of them have too much $ too.
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