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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri May 09, 2014 6:20 pm

Bullshit. Lots of it.

Calling Nicki Minaj out for shitty lyrics is like calling out Sean Penn for being a hypocritical asshole. Let's check out one of the biggest hits of the '60s.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri May 09, 2014 11:48 pm

NSFW versions

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun May 11, 2014 2:29 am

1972

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 11, 2014 2:34 am

Paul wrote:

This both made me laugh and made me feel bad for the poor kid.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Sun May 11, 2014 10:03 am

Why? Are marines that sensitive?

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 11, 2014 12:08 pm

You think it is ok for a 5yo kid to be on chatroulette? father of the year over here.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun May 11, 2014 4:18 pm

Do you really think that 5yo is on chatroulette alone? maybe the dad (or older brother) isn't letting him see the screen until it's clean. Maybe the webcam isn't on the monitor, but is just pointed at the kid.

It's obviously a setup of some kind, since the person taking that snapshot is the "kid"

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 11, 2014 6:21 pm

I didn't know I was supposed to be assuming things that weren't on screen.

In that case I bet it was Batman actually doing the sick burns.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun May 11, 2014 6:24 pm

Yeah. The webcam could be pointing to the 5 year old as he plays Minecraft for all we know.
It's some pretty good trolling.

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 11, 2014 6:34 pm

My honest first impression was that some negectic kid hangs out unsupervised on the internet and knows how to call people a faggot. It isn't like bad parenting is that uncommon.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun May 11, 2014 10:44 pm

Play Grand Theft Auto, Gordon. You'll get called all sorts of colorful things by kids and adults.
I still don't know how to feel when a black guy calls me the N word.

Post by **Leisher** » Sun May 11, 2014 11:23 pm

Play Grand Theft Auto, Gordon. You'll get called all sorts of colorful things by kids and adults.

That's cute. Try playing League of Legends sometime.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon May 12, 2014 10:43 am

A picture of Macaulay Culkin wearing a t-shirt with a pciture Ryan Gosling wearing a t-shirt that has a picture of Macaulay Culkin

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Post by **Leisher** » Mon May 12, 2014 1:51 pm

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon May 12, 2014 2:53 pm

Coloring Book Corruptions #1
Coloring Book Corruptions #2

Taking it off would be a bitch.

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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue May 13, 2014 2:48 pm

Great license plate

The special brother thinks he's playing too.

NSFW

The only time soccer is interesting is when something weird happens.

I kept waiting for her to fall down or knock somethign over.

Alas, it's just a dancing chick.

20mm anti-tank rifle vs Mac:

The milk at the office somehow reminds me of my childhood

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:11 pm

The special brother thinks he's playing too.

I vaguely remember some Megaman cheats needing either a second player to operate the other controller or you operating it with your feet. Felt like playing drums sometimes.

Ah, good old code 69.

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Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 13, 2014 6:23 pm

Oh, page 200 is coming. Might need to celebrate with some boobies...

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue May 13, 2014 10:01 pm

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed May 14, 2014 9:12 am

Prob fake.

Land space needed to live off the land.

vid

Impressive

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