Fuck you, it's cute. Reminds me of how my daughters acted when meeting the princesses.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
They barely got your mom out before the near-drowning incident.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Holy shit, this is me. I am the cook in the house, and I am constantly asking for dinner suggestions. I rarely get any. Then I just cook something we haven't had in a while, and I get complaints. "I wasn't really in the mood for that."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell