My wife complained about this (the image above) being the case a while back. I responded, "It's awesome being a man. I can pee while standing up, too!" In all seriousness though, kids don't whine like that to their dads because we don't listen to it.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
I'm going to guess either the inside of that shaker has something special going on or it's some miraculous combination of layered liquids inside.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Also, there's a fucking "mani cam"? You've got to be kidding.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell