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You know how some nerdy guys sometimes have absolutely insane things they claim would keep them from banging a hot girl... such as, "Her knees are too sharp?"

I decided to have an insane rule, too: I won't touch any woman who takes a naked selfie with an iPhone.
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Bullshit. There are Buddhist monks somewhere who could do that shit. In addition, the acoustics of the room are not the important bit here, it's what you can hear. A deaf dude could do this and not care. The better you hearing is, the more you'll catch. I assume the only people who've ever been in this room are stoned college students tripping shrooms for a unnecessary psych experiment.
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GORDON wrote:I decided to have an insane rule, too: I won't touch any woman who takes a naked selfie with an iPhone.
Better not tell your wife.
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She'd be good with that, she uses Android.
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Leisher wrote:On a different note, I dropped a big "is anyone paying attention" a few days ago. Either nobody noticed or nobody cares.
I noticed. I meant to update Gordon's comments about your likes by saying you loved fatties too, and were "slipping that in" to test out the rest of us, cuz you're ashamed.
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Oh, is that what the fatty represented? I thought he had done something more subtle.
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I call bullshit on the caffeine negatives. Weekends, I typically don't consume energy drinks. Weekdays, I pretty much need two minimum or I drop unconscious of boredom at work at the crash of an app.
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Any of those sound insane.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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