"Here lies Gordo. He was awesome.
His buddy Leisher loved the cock. His grave is at *GPS Coordinates* Leave dildos there in lieu of flowers.
Cakedaddy was.. .something. *GPS Coordinates*"
League of Legends - Trumped up Rock, Paper, Scissors
STILL the best gift ever. (You honestly aren't getting past that.)
Also, considering you'll be dead long before I will, those coordinates will have to be tacked on later. I'm betting that never happens.
Also, considering you'll be dead long before I will, those coordinates will have to be tacked on later. I'm betting that never happens.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
I'm not saying it wouldn't be an awesome gift. Be even better if there was some NATIONAL TREASURE style runaround with gps coordinates all over the place.
And why would you think I am not the type of person to do something like that? If my last act on the planet can be to insult and degrade my friends, why, I would move mountains to make that happen. My offsprings might be embarrassed by it... but I plan on raising my son right, so he will think it is hilarious.
Perhaps suggest Cakedaddy was a big fan of being on the receiving end of bukake, and his grave is at *GPS Coordinates*
And why would you think I am not the type of person to do something like that? If my last act on the planet can be to insult and degrade my friends, why, I would move mountains to make that happen. My offsprings might be embarrassed by it... but I plan on raising my son right, so he will think it is hilarious.
Perhaps suggest Cakedaddy was a big fan of being on the receiving end of bukake, and his grave is at *GPS Coordinates*
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Be even better if there was some NATIONAL TREASURE style runaround with gps coordinates all over the place.
I don't understand why nobody is working on this right now.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
So besides you and I, nobody else chimed in to say they're getting on tonight or would be off.
I hate them all.
And what happened to Trooper. One minute he's the fucking LoL ambassador, the next he's completely disappeared.
I hate them all.
And what happened to Trooper. One minute he's the fucking LoL ambassador, the next he's completely disappeared.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
So we're in Bronze IV in 3v3 and there are two teams that struck me as funny in our division:
TwoBrosandStranger
glad we aren't ronnie
Ha!
TwoBrosandStranger
glad we aren't ronnie
Ha!
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
As for our difference of opinion...
In the first 3 minutes, 2 fights happened that started as a 2v1, our advantage.
http://www.dtman.com/covert/Gordonopolis_Ryze.lrf
In one, Jax jumped you not knowing I was in the weeds. You immediately pulled back as I stunned Jax and attacked. This is when Khazix appeared and engaged you. But, I had attacked Jax, you flashed out, and both of them targeted me. If you had targeted Jax with me, the outcome of that fight may have been different.
The second fight was under their turret. Granted, you were wounded, but I stunned Khazix and attacked, leaving him with 260ish health. You immediately pulled back as Jax appeared. You were gone, so both attacked me.
I said I was going to be aggressive with my stun/attack/melee, as soon as I hit level 2. You didn't say anything so I thought you were going to back me up. At level 2 Ryze can do about 350 points of damage instantly, with a stun added in. Another 200 damage 3 seconds later. But he needs support because he runs slow and squishy.
Me starting that game out 0/4/0 without any kills at all for our team is what killed us.
In the first 3 minutes, 2 fights happened that started as a 2v1, our advantage.
http://www.dtman.com/covert/Gordonopolis_Ryze.lrf
In one, Jax jumped you not knowing I was in the weeds. You immediately pulled back as I stunned Jax and attacked. This is when Khazix appeared and engaged you. But, I had attacked Jax, you flashed out, and both of them targeted me. If you had targeted Jax with me, the outcome of that fight may have been different.
The second fight was under their turret. Granted, you were wounded, but I stunned Khazix and attacked, leaving him with 260ish health. You immediately pulled back as Jax appeared. You were gone, so both attacked me.
I said I was going to be aggressive with my stun/attack/melee, as soon as I hit level 2. You didn't say anything so I thought you were going to back me up. At level 2 Ryze can do about 350 points of damage instantly, with a stun added in. Another 200 damage 3 seconds later. But he needs support because he runs slow and squishy.
Me starting that game out 0/4/0 without any kills at all for our team is what killed us.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
I can't open that file at the moment. My version of LoLReplay is too old.
You are vastly overestimating the damage Ashe can take. She is one of the squishiest champs in the game, but at least she has ZERO escape abilities! Go look at how quickly she got melted each fight. Look at who they focused every time there was a team fight.
You know what abilities I have at lvl 2? Eagle Eye, which reveals the map and gives me additional gold for all kills, and the 6 arrow shot that has a 15 second cooldown, which if I remember correctly, I had just used. So I was down to autoattacks. Take a look and see what kind of damage my autoattacks were doing. I honestly don't know, but I had boots and a Doran's blade, so...not much.
Like I said, with Teemo, it'd be different. He's better in early fights thanks to his blind, but Ashe isn't standing with two bruisers. Both of whom you admit were targeting me, until I left the fight.
Again, look at levels, builds, etc. We were pushed WAY too far with no eyes on Jax, who has the ability to jump over walls, which he did.
We're also not talking. Why are we trying to engage an enemy at his turret at low level? Particularly enemies that have stronger early games than we do?
WE, as in all of us, are playing way too aggressively.
Actually, I said "ok", but I thought you meant harassing. I wish we had a replay of our chat because I even thought you said that. If you plan on killing folks, we need to call out targets before we make moves or we're not coordinated. You stunned Veigar early, but I had no clue it was coming and was actually pulling back when you did it or I would have shot him a few times.
That Veigar I just mentioned didn't look that hurt. If he was, our bad for not talking about the attack first or maybe we get the kill there. If he wasn't, then perhaps those numbers are off or you're not considering all the variables like MR?
And when you did stun him, was Kha'zix right there, and a minion wave? (Trying to remember...)
Listen, at no point am I sitting here blaming you for the loss or anything. It's a team game, and nobody played well tonight. My complaint is us ALWAYS putting ourselves into a hole and trying to play out of it. We should just start games by giving the enemy team an extra 3K in gold.
Again, Ashe is far squishier than Ryze. In fact, I've heard Ryze referred to as the "Tank Mage" lots of times.
Now here's the part that I have to ask about and don't take this the wrong way, but are you implying I was the support champ? Because if so, then I NEVER would have selected an ADC for her AS so I could build LS...as a support... I would have taken a tank/bruiser. If not, then why do you think you, specifically, going 0/4/0 is what lost us the game? If you're the support, you're not the one who should be getting the kills...right?
Whomever is the damage dealer needs to be the one getting the farm and the kills. Ganks and attacks need to be setup around them. They're the one the good teams are going to focus. Obviously, we can have more than one, but we shouldn't be in lane together unless fast pushing or ganking.
And that sums up what I thought of tonight: A complete breakdown of everything we know about the game and how we normally play.
Seriously, what were we thinking with two squishies with no escape abilities together? We just did everything wrong tonight.
In one, Jax jumped you not knowing I was in the weeds. You immediately pulled back as I stunned Jax and attacked. This is when Khazix appeared and engaged you. But, I had attacked Jax, you flashed out, and both of them targeted me. If you had targeted Jax with me, the outcome of that fight may have been different.
You are vastly overestimating the damage Ashe can take. She is one of the squishiest champs in the game, but at least she has ZERO escape abilities! Go look at how quickly she got melted each fight. Look at who they focused every time there was a team fight.
You know what abilities I have at lvl 2? Eagle Eye, which reveals the map and gives me additional gold for all kills, and the 6 arrow shot that has a 15 second cooldown, which if I remember correctly, I had just used. So I was down to autoattacks. Take a look and see what kind of damage my autoattacks were doing. I honestly don't know, but I had boots and a Doran's blade, so...not much.
Like I said, with Teemo, it'd be different. He's better in early fights thanks to his blind, but Ashe isn't standing with two bruisers. Both of whom you admit were targeting me, until I left the fight.
The second fight was under their turret. Granted, you were wounded, but I stunned Khazix and attacked, leaving him with 260ish health. You immediately pulled back as Jax appeared. You were gone, so both attacked me.
Again, look at levels, builds, etc. We were pushed WAY too far with no eyes on Jax, who has the ability to jump over walls, which he did.
We're also not talking. Why are we trying to engage an enemy at his turret at low level? Particularly enemies that have stronger early games than we do?
WE, as in all of us, are playing way too aggressively.
I said I was going to be aggressive with my stun/attack/melee, as soon as I hit level 2. You didn't say anything so I thought you were going to back me up.
Actually, I said "ok", but I thought you meant harassing. I wish we had a replay of our chat because I even thought you said that. If you plan on killing folks, we need to call out targets before we make moves or we're not coordinated. You stunned Veigar early, but I had no clue it was coming and was actually pulling back when you did it or I would have shot him a few times.
At level 2 Ryze can do about 350 points of damage instantly, with a stun added in. Another 200 damage 3 seconds later.
That Veigar I just mentioned didn't look that hurt. If he was, our bad for not talking about the attack first or maybe we get the kill there. If he wasn't, then perhaps those numbers are off or you're not considering all the variables like MR?
And when you did stun him, was Kha'zix right there, and a minion wave? (Trying to remember...)
Listen, at no point am I sitting here blaming you for the loss or anything. It's a team game, and nobody played well tonight. My complaint is us ALWAYS putting ourselves into a hole and trying to play out of it. We should just start games by giving the enemy team an extra 3K in gold.
But he needs support because he runs slow and squishy.
Me starting that game out 0/4/0 without any kills at all for our team is what killed us.
Again, Ashe is far squishier than Ryze. In fact, I've heard Ryze referred to as the "Tank Mage" lots of times.
Now here's the part that I have to ask about and don't take this the wrong way, but are you implying I was the support champ? Because if so, then I NEVER would have selected an ADC for her AS so I could build LS...as a support... I would have taken a tank/bruiser. If not, then why do you think you, specifically, going 0/4/0 is what lost us the game? If you're the support, you're not the one who should be getting the kills...right?
Whomever is the damage dealer needs to be the one getting the farm and the kills. Ganks and attacks need to be setup around them. They're the one the good teams are going to focus. Obviously, we can have more than one, but we shouldn't be in lane together unless fast pushing or ganking.
And that sums up what I thought of tonight: A complete breakdown of everything we know about the game and how we normally play.
Seriously, what were we thinking with two squishies with no escape abilities together? We just did everything wrong tonight.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Everything you just said has merit. I wish we could play the exact same game but do what I see in my head to see if it would work, then I could just shut the fuck up about it when I was wrong.
I know our mantra is, "Run, and don't give up kills," and for the most part I agree with that, but sometimes, from time to time, I think we would be better off trying to fight our way through trouble instead of just running. Now and then we encounter teams that just cut right through us... I'd love to be that team.
"Run, don't give up kills" doesn't really work for us anyway, though, does it. We are almost always behind in kills. Frequently by a lot. Maybe we need to rethink our entire lineup and strategy.
I know our mantra is, "Run, and don't give up kills," and for the most part I agree with that, but sometimes, from time to time, I think we would be better off trying to fight our way through trouble instead of just running. Now and then we encounter teams that just cut right through us... I'd love to be that team.
"Run, don't give up kills" doesn't really work for us anyway, though, does it. We are almost always behind in kills. Frequently by a lot. Maybe we need to rethink our entire lineup and strategy.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."