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We've seen crazy card-eater here before. I'm too lazy to dig her up, but she had a flower in her hair and I think was at some sort of protest.

I'd still do her.
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TPRJones wrote:We've seen crazy card-eater here before. I'm too lazy to dig her up, but she had a flower in her hair and I think was at some sort of protest.

I'd still do her.
I responded to her post.
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I responded to your post.
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We've seen crazy card-eater here before. I'm too lazy to dig her up, but she had a flower in her hair and I think was at some sort of protest.

I'd still do her.


Really?

I think she's quite unattractive.
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Leisher wrote:Really?

I think she's quite unattractive.
Apparently, she likes putting things in her mouth.
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She looks sickly. I'm guessing excessively crazy too.
Not un-doable, but not a priority either.

If she ate a few sammiches and put a little TLC into her appearance I think she could be pretty attractive though.

As is there's an "Avoid" sign hanging around the neck though.
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Mostly it's the part of her brain that thinks chewing up a recruiter's business card is going to change the world.... Stupid is very unattractive.
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Leisher wrote:I think she's quite unattractive.
I think crazy is hot.

She's got a whole lot of crazy.
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TPRJones wrote:I think crazy is hot.
Some kinds of crazy.
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tell her to get nake cuz the military hates it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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GORDON wrote:I responded to your post.

I responded to your response.

She responded.
*Surprise!* She was a self mutilator.

Oh... Looks like she learned a new word.




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Protected entry now.
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TheCatt wrote:Protected entry now.
I had responded TOGTFO.
Guess she didn't appreciate it.
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Paul wrote:
GORDON wrote:I responded to your post.
I responded to your response.

She responded.
*Surprise!* She was a self mutilator.

Oh... Looks like she learned a new word.
The entry is now "protected" and I can't read it.

Ha. "Entry."
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TheCatt wrote:Protected entry now.
Ah. I should have kept reading this thread, huh.

I was totally going to seduce her. You guys ruined it.
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SNFW This guy has a dream involving Jimmy Kimmel.


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