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Paul wrote:
TheCatt wrote:The other month I went through and read every Cyanide and Happiness ever.
Awhile back I read every Cyanide and Happiness.
I've fallen off the wagon since then.
I got up to 221 before I realized there was mouse-over text on every one.
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I just noticed that last week and had to reread the entire archive.

Not complaining, mind you. They were still all good the second time around.

I read a lot of webcomics. I made a little site I use to track which ones to read every day: tprjones.com
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TheCatt wrote:I got up to 221 before I realized there was mouse-over text on every one.

I hate you for telling me that.

You just moved up the list.
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I suddenly feel better.
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TPRJones wrote:I just noticed that last week and had to reread the entire archive.

Not complaining, mind you. They were still all good the second time around.

I read a lot of webcomics. I made a little site I use to track which ones to read every day: tprjones.com
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Image Pants!

Image Shit.

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I wanna put a baby in that.

The last two are from same place. He has some good pro-gun ads: 1 2 3 http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/22006-2/1st2nd5882.jpg 4 5 6 7
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Bah. The Spartans put their kids in barracks when today we send them to preschool.

Nobody fucked w\ a Spartan.
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NWS Needs a couple years of college to fatten her up. Then she gets a baby.

Lots o' babies!
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Two babies, max.
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The Baby Game!

Rules:
1. Go to the LJ page.
2. Let the entire page load.
3. You have 10 attempts at finding the best woman to carry your seed.
4. Without looking at the images, drag the right bar down to a random point. This is your first attempt/move.
5. You can pick a woman on that page (thereby finishing the game), or you can permanently abandon that woman and used another of your 9 remaining moves.
6. If you reach the 10th move, you are automatically locked to someone on the screen.
7. If you randomly hit the same image you've already seen you just wasted a turn.

Post your image here. I'll go first.


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Well crap! The only female I saw were lips on my third try. Now I'm stuck with a Hello Kitty pumpkin or a birdge. I think I lose.
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So, Paul, do you have like, a job, or are you growing drugs or what? I only ask cos you're doing some Livejournal random chick game at like four fuckin' thirty in the afternoon.
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Paul wrote:Lots o' babies!
No one who types that badly could possibly be tolerable.
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4th one, I stopped given your Hello Kitty fetish.

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Malcolm wrote:So, Paul, do you have like, a job, or are you growing drugs or what? I only ask cos you're doing some Livejournal random chick game at like four fuckin' thirty in the afternoon.
I'm a technician for a small company.
We do IT for the local jail, sheriff, county building, and pretty much all the city stuff (police, fire, city hall, etc.). We also do a motherhouse and a care center for retired nuns.

Also, a lot of home computers and stuff.

On Mondays my schedule is always clear, so I can cover whatever hit the fan over the weekend. Not much happened this weekend (I only had four short out-calls), and there's a *lot* of idle time when removing viruses, cleaning up, defragmenting, and updating home PC's so I had a lot of free time today.

Was it that obvious?
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Oh yeah, I keep forgetting. You empower The Man.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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I don't like this game.

I got stuck with crazy bald umbrella-weilding Brittany.
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TPRJones wrote:I don't like this game.

I got stuck with crazy bald umbrella-weilding Brittany.
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My third scroll of the bar netted me her:
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and her:
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My first scroll actually hit Madonna wearing a see thru shirt, but I figured she wasn't much better than Brittney.
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