Apple sucks

[Leisher]

I'm offended at the idea that Nick Offerman could score Michelle Pfeiffer! Or maybe I'm inspired by it?

Also, "alien inspired OF content"? Do people do weird stuff like that? I guess they'd have to if they want to stand out? Huh. Here I was thinking it was just normal boobs and chicks getting railed. (Seriously, we're raising a generation of cucks.)

There was a LOT of talk in recent years about Apple buying Disney outright and how it would barely touch their bottom line. Point being, Apple's got money to burn and for some reason they really want Apple TV to be a thing. The problem is that they clearly have unqualified people in charge. Of all the streaming services, they are easily the most passive. Great shows, sure, but there's no reason they shouldn't be at the level of Netflix and YouTube outside of incompetence.

Tim Cook needs to make some changes in the Apple TV team. Oh, and they need to fix their launcher. It's a shit experience.

[TheCatt]

Apple's fiscal year 2025 (ended September 27, 2025) was a record-breaking period, with total net income reaching $112.01 billion, a 19.5% increase from 2024.

That is indeed, a shitload of money.

[Leisher]

What really confuses me about it is that Apple TV is a passion project of Cook's.

Hire me Tim.

I'd have them at #2 before 2026 is over. (Nobody is catching Netflix quickly.)

[TheCatt]

I don't think they're trying. I think they want to be considered fancy and high-brow. It's image extension.