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Someone posted boob job pics. She should have waited a few weeks.
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My wife knew the phrase for "slash" fic or something.

What that has to do with "twincest," I dunno.
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Yeah, the slash thing. That was it.
I'm sure that boy twincest is a key ingredient in slash, hence my association with your wife.

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"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
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Paul wrote:ImageThat one made me think of Malcolm.

There could be another three panels.

Panel 1 :
Boss : I need you to get more products on the website, speed is the number one priority, the investors are showing up Friday.
Me : Alright, I can upload about thirteen thousand separate products, but they'll only look as good as our vendor's database.

Panel 2:
* later in the day *
Me : I uploaded about ten products as a test. Take a look at them.
Boss : Hmm, this appears to be missing pictures and descriptions.
Me : I told you that their database isn't that reliable, but it's the only way I can upload thousands of things at once.

Panel 3:
Boss : Well, then, upload a few products at a time and fix them as you go.
Me : But that'll take forever. It'd take months for me to edit thousands of products by hand.
Boss : Yes, but accuracy is our number one priority along with speed.

I hate my job.




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Have you not yet explained "fast, good, cheap: pick two" to him?
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TPRJones wrote:Have you not yet explained "fast, good, cheap: pick two" to him?
I believe his brain is set in the way it works. I have tried to explain that I cannot personally put up thousands of products at once while simultaneously making sure that every last goddamned bit of info about them is accurate. He must just selectively forget/ignore things that shoot his visions full of reality holes.
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Sweet. I have a product w\ no info except a name -- "Basic Inground Fence." Yea, I can track that shit down, no problem. I may as well try to reconstruct the complete works of Shakespeare from the word "the."
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Ok, gettoff. Postmorpixplz.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Genocide was never so tasty.
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TheCatt wrote:A few pics in here
I love amateur niblets.
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Various humanoid females. NSFW
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A wise cat once said,

ME NO WANT!

Edit: I just scrolled though the page. Oh my! The Ugly Stick has been working overtime!




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Paul wrote:A wise cat once said,

ME NO WANT!

Edit: I just scrolled though the page. Oh my! The Ugly Stick has been working overtime!
Ally and Jenna had some potential.
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Agreed.

But thank goodness these two can't breed together!
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I see they're in In 'N Out Burger. Lucky bastards. I love that place.




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It's not me, it's someone else.
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