"Wagon well-packed by the guts of animals... sharply stopped" (According to Babel Fish) Cool napkin. A note to Catt's wife. (I forget why I associate her with this stuff?)
Panel 1 :
Boss : I need you to get more products on the website, speed is the number one priority, the investors are showing up Friday.
Me : Alright, I can upload about thirteen thousand separate products, but they'll only look as good as our vendor's database.
Panel 2:
* later in the day *
Me : I uploaded about ten products as a test. Take a look at them.
Boss : Hmm, this appears to be missing pictures and descriptions.
Me : I told you that their database isn't that reliable, but it's the only way I can upload thousands of things at once.
Panel 3:
Boss : Well, then, upload a few products at a time and fix them as you go.
Me : But that'll take forever. It'd take months for me to edit thousands of products by hand.
Boss : Yes, but accuracy is our number one priority along with speed.
I hate my job.
Edited By Malcolm on 1187288986
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
TPRJones wrote:Have you not yet explained "fast, good, cheap: pick two" to him?
I believe his brain is set in the way it works. I have tried to explain that I cannot personally put up thousands of products at once while simultaneously making sure that every last goddamned bit of info about them is accurate. He must just selectively forget/ignore things that shoot his visions full of reality holes.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Sweet. I have a product w\ no info except a name -- "Basic Inground Fence." Yea, I can track that shit down, no problem. I may as well try to reconstruct the complete works of Shakespeare from the word "the."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Various humanoid females. NSFW Nice, but he's still not getting the reach around. Uh... I mean SHE!!!! A repeat, I think. That's what happens when you use vinyl padding. I posted one earlier.
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