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Post by **GORDON** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:58 pm

GORDON wrote: If you two.roleplay getting a room while in game, I'm out.

Mardigan looks at Alex, speculatively.

Alex feels the weight of his gaze, and first looks back at Mardigan from the corner of his eye, and feeling bold, turns to face him. He feels how close the big warrior is, in this tight room.

Mardigan takes a bold step forward, looks down into the smaller rogue's eyes. "Do you... let's..." he mumbles, he rolls a 1d20 Intelligence check, and fails, his limited intelligence stunting his ability to express what he's feeling.

Heart racing, Alex rolls a 1d20 check for his persuasion skill. "What say we leave this haunted dinner party, go back to the Inn, and check out one of those private rooms?" Alex suggests.

Mardigan rolls a 1d20 save for falling in love... and so happily fails.

++++

That's when BeeDee logs off.

Just FYI.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:04 pm

It's Mordigan you homophobe.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:06 pm

Troy wrote: focused session is my plan.

Your optimism is inspiring.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:08 pm

Leisher wrote: It's Mordigan you homophobe.

He never spelled it right, so I don't feel like I have to.

http://willowufgood.wikia.com/wiki/Madmartigan

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:16 pm

GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote: It's Mordigan you homophobe.
He never spelled it right, so I don't feel like I have to.

http://willowufgood.wikia.com/wiki/Madmartigan

Point.

Still a homophobe though...

Actual footage of Gordon in basic:

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:55 am

Our next session is 10 p.m. EST tonight, Friday March 9th, correct?

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:16 am

Thats what i was planning.

Looking forward to it, i promise not to be an annoying asshole this weekend.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:32 am

I make no promises as to my asshole level, this evening.

I am spending all today in the minds of young abuse victims, and I may need to take the edge off prior to slipping into the dick paladin.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:53 am

Stranger wrote: Looking forward to it, i promise not to be an annoying asshole this weekend.

Oh, so you're not showing up?

GORDON wrote: I am spending all today in the minds of young abuse victims, and I may need to take the edge off prior to slipping into the dick paladin.

Is there a secret door in your basement leading to where you keep them?

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:54 am

You're probably ok.

My wife told me last night that i was obnoxious, dropping the F-bomb every other word (with my 4 year old son in the room) and talking weird.

So, i'm slightly embarrassed with my behavior and i will NOT be drinking whiskey again anytime soon.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:00 am

Aside from the kid in the room thing (which would have earned you much internet scorn and shame) your behavior would have been gold for a podcast.

Post by **Troy** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:34 am

Leisher wrote: Our next session is 10 p.m. EST tonight, Friday March 9th, correct?

Correct! If Zelda is not there exactly at 7 we still start. I’ll ping her and get her status around lunch. If she’ll miss the openings moves I’ll ask her what she wants her character to do. I will try to implement her strategy until she makes it.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:04 pm

Troy, is it too late to change my chosen extra language i learn from the haunted background?

I originally chose celestial but i think with the haunted background abyssal would be more fitting.

Post by **Troy** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:15 pm

Stranger wrote: Troy, is it too late to change my chosen extra language i learn from the haunted background?

I originally chose celestial but i think with the haunted background abyssal would be more fitting.

Go for it.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:19 pm

Troy wrote: Go for it.

cool, not sure if it will ever even come into play but it just feels like it makes more sense.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:56 pm

This is my language:

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:05 pm

Troy wrote: The nobles made themselves comfortable, Ismark and BeeDee staring alluringly into each other's eyes over champagne and dinner sandwiches.

LOL, hey BeeDee i just noticed that this happened last week!

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:21 pm

I didn't trust him. Kept an eye on him.

Post by **Troy** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:23 am

I'm regretting that I pulled the "scroll in your pocket" joke and Zelda wasn't there yet.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:08 am

I'm a little confused over the whole part when Troy said he wasn't prepared for Koban rolling a 5 earlier and then a 20 at the end of the night? Am I missing something or does that have to do with the journal stuff we received last night.

And about those journals. Are they supposed to be secrets or are those skills that we continue to use throughout the journey. I wasn't sure how I was supposed to go about that, all the others seemed to be hush hush about theirs. Mine didn't seem the need to be kept quiet.

Also BeeDee... read that PHB that u bought.