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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:09 pm

Wtf-ever, they stick shot that fucking thing up with thorazine before the camera was on.

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Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:11 pm

It's a genetic instinct. When mom bites them back there to carry them, it pretty much locks them up.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:13 pm

It's also a genetic instinct for them to claw the fuck out of things.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:20 pm

I'll bring home a binder clip tomorrow and conduct tests.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:27 pm

Well played pizza people.

Snake on satin sheets.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:49 pm

Paul wrote:Well played pizza people.

There's a frozen pizza they sell at Meijer... I think it is the "East of Chicago" brand.... the pizza itself is about 33% of the size of the box it is in.

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Post by **Leisher** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:21 pm

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:29 pm

... about 33% of the size of the box it is in

That's what she said.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:52 pm

Malcolm wrote:
... about 33% of the size of the box it is in
That's what she said.

Nice catch.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:53 pm

Leisher wrote:

I remember pointing out logic flaws in questions like that, and then having to defend them when marked wrong.

I tend to be literal and assume it was written as intended.

Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"

I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.

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Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:22 am

GORDON wrote:Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"

I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.

Maybe this is more your taste: polar bears have started climbing up vertical cliffs to eat birds because sea ice is shrinking.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:29 am

Alhazad wrote:
GORDON wrote:Example: In a bio class the hippie TA posed a question like, :Can the Earth evolve to acount for climate change?" And my answer was, "No, because the definition of 'evolution' is a change in a population over time. The Earth, as a single individual, is not, technically, a 'population.'"

I know she was looking for the lame "Yeah more daisies bloom to reflect more sunlight!!!1!" or some such shit, but fuck that. I had enough cushion in my A to take the hit and keep my integrity intact.
Maybe this is more your taste: polar bears have started climbing up vertical cliffs to eat birds because sea ice is shrinking.

That must be a trick they remembered from the (geologically) recent path when the Earth was way warmer than it is today, but polar bears already existed.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:48 am

Could be. They're still fucked, though, because they've evolved to eat seals and other marine mammals with 300% body fat percentages.

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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:06 pm

How they castrate animals on an organic farm. NSFW

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:49 pm

TheCatt wrote:

Cop: Mr. Wells, this is the ... fifth, really? This is the fifth time you've been robbed this month?

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Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:06 pm

Holy christ. H/K Mk. 1

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:39 pm

GORDON wrote:Holy christ. H/K Mk. 1

Eh. I want to see it ping moving targets ... and that recoil is strangely hypnotic. Also waiting for HK-47.

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