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Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.
Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.
I'm going to be insolent forever, bitch.


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Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.

Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.

Every James Bond says suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
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Malcolm wrote:
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Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.

Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.

Every James Bond says suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
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My theory is that Bond was a massive pussy, so he drank pussy drinks.

More manly spies drink manly things...

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It's funny cuz the shadow looks like his penis, right?
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Yes, Neil, here's a 2002 article about curlers sweeping in their basements.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2002-02....g-stone

#shutthefuckupneildegrassetyson




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How do they think gears work?
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I actually got the rest of these from http://jimmykimmel.net/lj/lj.php
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Man, they're sending vets back in time now. Skynet is fucking real.

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I've done quite well following this chart (or one like it). One of the guys I go to casinos with has it memorized. It's also been my experience that second base has been my luckiest seat.
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This is for Thib
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I had this happen to me oncewhile exploring a cave with a friend of mine's son.
We were walking in a few inches of water when the kit tapped me and said, "What's that?" while pointing to a basketball sized ball of Harvestmen (Daddy Longlegs) pouring down the side of the cave wall. When they hit the water they started spreading out.
I yelled for use to get out before out exit was blocked by the arachnids and we high tailed it out of there.

Airbag vs watermelon

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Translated to "Flying Saucer - secret project of the US Army."




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I'd say something about imagining it being Cake's car, but he's not here any more. Thanks, Gordon.

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That "flying saucer" has clear U.S. Air Force markings, not U.S. Army.
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Ozzy

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Yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaawwwwww!

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Those last pics are from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I'm not sure how they get away with the racist jokes that are in there, these days.
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